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Shaun Peters (7 years old), Cowtown Cook-off 2008. (After tasting his brothers
first chili) Dad, that chili tastes really bad. That's okay Shaun, good chili always tastes like that. Mike Peters,
Larry Joe Taylor 2008. Hey lady, you wanna take a shower in my camper? I'll loofa your stretch marks!
Chris Cook, Larry Joe Taylor
2008, working on his new "pickup line". "How much for the pus_y, bit_h." This is a family
site, so you fill in the blanks. Before the week was over, we heard many young men using this line. It was a riot!
Mike Peters, Irving Elks Lodge 3-1-08: While harassing the tenants of the King's Inn with a bullhorn. "Put
down the tamales and come out with your hands up. We know you're in there, we can smell the menudo."
Jim Johnson, Terlingua 2007: "Yeah, I got
the time."
Chris Cook,
State Fair of Texas 2000: While harassing the crowd with the bullhorn, a lady walks to the animal show arena, with her
prized burro. "Hey lady, nice ass!"
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